do not wake up an hour before you have to go to work i do not recommend it
i was sitting next to this like 18 year old boy on the bus home and he had this composition notebook full of people’s names and addresses and little notes by them and they said like, “brian, MY ONLY FRIEND” and another one was like “david, do I REALLY know him?” and another one was like “he has BO but no one would ever suspect” like wtf i was scared
also he was reading it the ENTIRE 2 hour bus ride home like he had it open on just the one page and just was staring at it the entire time
the only card i will ever send
Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
"Hey, it’s me! Shaun White! Two time Olympic gold medalist, pro skateboard and snowboarder!"
"Hello Shaun." King Henry VI of England stares into Shaun White’s beautiful eyes. "Lovely weather we have been having."
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes
god is real